I missed the bus

I get at 5 o'clock to go to work at 9 o'clock.
It takes me an hour to stick my hair up but why?
Why do I always miss the bus?

I missed the bus. I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.

Now why'd you miss the bus? I dunno.
We're you up late last night? I guess so.
And were you watching TV? Uh huh.
What kinda of TV. Magnumbox. Well that's no excuse.
For what? For missing the bus.

I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.

My boss said to me "You know you're gunna rot in your own toenail pus.
Why do you always miss the bus?"

I missed the bus again. I missed the buss. I missed the bus again.

So there I am watching the bus leave me.
I can't believe I missed the bus today.
I have a bus pass that I have not used yet.
Because I always miss the bus.

I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.

Now why'd you miss the bus? I dunno.
We're you up late last night? I guess so.
And were you watching TV? Uh huh.
Bet you're watching three's company. YEAAAH!
Cause I love three's company. I love three's company.
I love three's company. But that's no excuse for missing the bus.

I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.

My boss said to me "You know you're gunna rot in your own toenail pus.
Why do you always miss the bus?"

I missed the buss. And I had no excuse.
I missed the buss. And there was nothing I could do.
I missed the bus. There is goes, driving away.
I missed the bus. And there was nothing I could say.
I missed the buss. I missed the bus again
I missed the bus... oh yeah