Charlie 'n charlie

Charlie 'n charlie are twins
You can never tell where charlie ends and charlie begins
The search is on charlie looks for charlie in vain, no game
'Cos charlie 'n charlie are the same

Collecting driftwood down by the shore
Charlie thought he'd open a store
Across the sands his first customer approaching on his hands, (tin can)
Charlie faced charlie like a man

I saw charlie jump and holler
When charlie dropped a dollar down his collar
"You spoiled my neck! It'll never be the same again - (no blame)
'Cos your neck and my neck are the same"