Dogatic anthem

Im in major det
And I wont forget
I've got a demonised pet
Who keeps giving me bets

And if I don't stop smoking
My dog will be a joking.
It'l rip my leg off with its
Mouth and start smokin' it.

I take it to the vet and what the vet says is that
Your dog is harmless and its all up in your head
I'm really wary,my dog is scary,
Oh please god help me, sweet mother of mary.

'Cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor
And it barks at me when I open the door
And then I say bad boy and it bites my leg
(Then I have to get an ambulance)
To the hospital where I bumped my head
(Should I really take a second chance?)

Oh my God I am so irritated
By that evil creature that some people call a pet
And when I see it it barks and barks and barks
And barks 'till it thinks I'm dead

Then I crawl into the bathroom floor and I pray
For my dear life as it opens the door, go
Then I shiver as its ten to nine
Then I wake up in my bed feelin fine

'Cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor
And it barks at me when I open the door
And then I say bad boy and it bites my leg
(Then i have to get an ambulance)
To the hospital where I bumped my head
(should I really take a second chance?)

Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, DOGATIC!!!!!

I am really scared as I reach for the blood stained door
I look at the carpet its covered in gore
I am one of its slaves now
Will I die? Will I be next?
Don't know why dont even know how

Why did I chose that damn dog anyway?
Because it was lonely I told it to stay.
Now I look in my bedroom, theres grafitti on the wall
Because of what that dogs done over the past 3 to 17 years
I look in the mirror, I'm covered in tears

It's biting my leg off.... I am screaming like a girl
Because I am so....

'Cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor
And it barks at me when I open the door
And then i say bad boy and it bites my leg
(Then I have to get an ambulance)
To the hospital where I bumped my head
(Should I really take a second chance?)