Rusty rake

Birds eat worms
Pigs eat turd
If I ever say a discouraging word
slash my face with a rusty rake
It will be something that I deserve
It's not like I live on the street
It's not like I live in a war zone
It's not like I can't afford to eat
It's not like I don't have a home
Birds eat worms
Pigs eat turd
If ever I say a discouraging word
slap my face with a salmon steak
Got no real reason to bitch & complain
slash my face with a rusty rake