It's not gonna work

Hello stranger
Well, you're not that much of a stranger
It's being a while since you've being around
And suddenly you smiled, yes, I'm pretty sure you did
I don't really know how, but I stopped thinking about it

What if I grab you, and push you in the bathroom
I could make out with you and tell you I love you
I've loved you forever, even before than ever
Oh, please, stick it in, I'm sure you'd be great
I'm not a easy catch, but with you I don't mind
Oh, catch me
Please, stick it in
Please, stick it in

But instead of that, which would've been way more fun
We'd hit some chit chat, chit chat, chit chat
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Blah blah blah.

And I closed my eyes, and finally told you
"I've being single for two years waiting for someone like you
Someone with arms that look really comfy
Can you feel this chemistry? We have such a great chemistry"
And you said "stop that! I'm a sex addict'!"
And I said "oh my dear, it sounds pretty fantastic."
And you said "stop that! You're too good of a girl, and I would break you in two pieces, I would stab you in your back, I would hurt you so much that you would cry for your mommy until you regret to like somebody like me."

It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!

And I push you apart, and said
"Oh don't be silly, we sure can work it out and be really happy"
But you pushed me away and said
"Don't play with me, what I said yesterday, it's a statement today,
What I said yesterday, it´s a statement today."

It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!

And now you're a superstar and you think I'm a piece of shit
But maybe one day I'll sell more records than you do
(Or not! Because obviously, I don't want to!)

It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!
We can work it out! We can work it out! We can work it out!
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!
It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work!
'Cause it never works