Pyromania

There are pyramids in my head
There's one underneath my bead
And my lady's getting cranky
Every possible location
Has a simple explanation
And it isn't hanky-panky

I had read
Somewhere in a book, they improve all your food and your wine
It said
That everything you grow in your garden would tastepretty fine
Instead
All I ever get is a pain in the neck and a
Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

I've consulted all the sages
I could find in the yellow pages
But there aren't many of them
And the myan panoramas
On my pyramid pajamas
Haven't helped my little problem

I've been told
Someone in the know can be sure that his luck is as
Good as gold
Money in the bank and you don't even pay for it
If you fold
A dollar bill in the shape of the pyramid that's printed on the back

It's no lie
You can keep the edge of a razor as sharp as an
Eagle's eye
You can grow a hedge that is vertically straightover
Ten feet high
All you really need is a pyramid and just a little luck

I had read
Somewhere in a book, they improve all your food andwine
I'd been told
Someone in the know can be sure of his good luck
It's no lie
All you need is a little bit of pyramidic help