Real girls eat cake

Hey, girl
I see you made an effort with your lipstick
But you got some on your teeth
You fucking dipshit
You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
Let's go
When we go out we make a great team
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean
You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school
I'll get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote this stupid song because I like you (really stupid this song)
I don't need a girl who worries about a thigh gap
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date
'Cause real girls eat cake
To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake
'Cause real girls eat cake

I really really like the way your face is (it's beautiful)
Even when there's food stuck in your braces (yummy)
But I still snog you 'cause I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Let me have a word with your mum
'Cause she's sexy ('cause she's sexy)
It must run in her genes
If you get me,
I gotta admit that I like her (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school
I'll get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote this stupid song because I like you (I like you)
I don't need a girl who worries about a thigh gap
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date
'Cause real girls eat cake
To me you are prettier than adriana lima
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake
'Cause real girls eat cake

Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake

To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake
'Cause real girls eat cake

Chocolate, strawberry, banana
And vanilla cake that would be nice
And ice whipped cream cake
And chocolate cake also with a lemon
And hot cake
And some fat cake overthere
And some tomatosauce cake overthere
Vegemite cake ooooh what more cakes do we have?
Jacob fultons
Hmm, cake