Me man – me drink!

It's a fuckin' fact!
Teetotal is for twats
So don't be fuckin' queer
Drink thy fuckin' beer!

Me man – me Drink!

Yorkshire bred n' born
Puff-brew we will scorn
If a drink's not brown
It does not go down

There's no whiskey – there's no beer
If I don't drink – am I queer?
Have no concern – have no fear
Whoo needs women when there's beer?!

It's a fuckin' fact!
Teetotal is for twats
So don't be fuckin' queer
Drink thy fuckin' beer!