Pulling the christmas pig by the wrong pair of ear

[Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be?
[A:] Uh, the uncle.

[Q:] And in more trouble than?
[A:] A pregnant nun.

So get a hole to hide in
or somehide to cover the hole

Pig's Christmas parcel arrived
basically full of crap
and others lil' treats.

Awe, that little pig.