I can't stop farting

Last night I had burritos and drank alot of beer
And now a funny smell is eminating from my rear
My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon
I got a problem and I don't know what to do
HELP!
I can't stop farting (4x)
My flatulant ass sounds like 27 ducks
I sit and try to take a shit outta luck
My sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear out the room
I got a problem and I don't know what to do
HELP!
I can't stop farting