No tit

No Tit
She's flat as a board and I just don't care
No tit, no tit
My friends are always wondering
No tit, no tit
I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddammit it's true

She's got no tit,
She's got no tit
She's got no tit (x3)

It's no matter big or small
No tit,no tit
Your sexist chatter bores us all
No tit, no tit
They say I'm missing out on life,
That I'm being deprived,
But I love my girl and she loves me
So don't laugh and act snide

(Chorus)

I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddammit it's true
She's got no tit