D'ya wanna hear my guitar?

Hey! d'ya wanna come back the house with me?
I'll make you a cppa tea
No there's no-one there it's all right
There all gone off tonight
To a social in castlebar
D'ya wanna here my guitar?

Now i'll show you what i'v got
A gibson polka dot
And i'v got an amp inside the room
Sure come in and i'll play oua tune
Twinkle twinkle little star
D'ya wanna here my guitar?
D'ya know what i mean martina?

You acn take it in your hands a while
You have it now thats the style
Between the finger and the thumb
Agentle steady strum, see i told
Ya loveen, its not that hard
D'ya wanna play my guitar?
D'ya know what i mean martina?

See i was dreaming of starting a
Band
Witha bag of chips in my hand
Then you came walking past and i
Had to ask you
I said martina 'd'ya wanna come
Back the house with me?
I'll make you a cuppa tea
No there's no-onr there it's alright
There all gone off tonight
I'm learning whiskey in the jar
Hang on a second
I hear the oul'-sham parking the car
D'ya wanna here/play/hold my
Guitar?
D'ya know what i mean martina?
Earwig....