Let’s do it

I’m low, I’m dirty
And I only charge one hundred and thirty
Just do it, stick it in

I’m standing, I’m waiting
On this street anticipating
Oh just do it, come on sailor, stick it in

The Dutch in old Amsterdam all do it
Not to mention the Finns
I’m waiting, anticipating, for you to stick it in

Some Argentines without means do it
Birds, bees and fleas, they all do it
Give me the money and then, sailor, stick it in

Well, electric eels, I might add, do it
Though it shocks ’em, I know
That dildo, I’ll do it, I’ll give you a vibrator show

Romantic sponges, they say, do it
Come on baby, come and screw it
Let’s do it, stick it in

Cape Cod clams against their wishes do it
I’m open wide, let’s do it
Let’s do it, just stick it in!