Worse things happen at sea

It's not the first time somebody has had the flu
Remember when you had toothache
A hot lemsip will help the sneezing so
You will have to stay happy

Remember
Worse things happen at sea
Keep dreaming of better days
Keep dreaming of better days

I know its crap when there's something in your eye
Think yourself lucky you've not got a bad back
It's pretty sore when you have a mouth ulcer
But you have got to stay happy

I know it's sad when your face is acne
But don't be put off by some yellow spots
So you got a toenail that his growing in
You have got to stay happy