You and a box of hadkerchiefs

Oh I never sneeze when you're around,
and you never think I have the cold,
but when I'm all alone I I Itshooo I need,
you and a box of handkerchiefs...

My nose never runs when you're arond,
And you never think I got the flu,
but when I really do I I Itshooo I need,
you and a box of handkerchiefs...

I catch a cold easy when I feel sneezy
what I really need's a box of handkerchiefs to please me
It's you I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs...

Everytime I go out I get the flu,
I'm okay one minute then I start sneezing again,
I sneeze here, sneeze there, I'm always sneezing everywhere...

Oh I never sniff when you're around,
and you never think I'm really ill,
oh but I tell you still I I Itshoo I need,
you and a box of handkerchiefs...