How (did this loser get this job)

I know it's just a figure of speech
But if your breath and your clothes are bad
Your destined to teach

I see the president
I see lincoln
What the hell was 43% of this place thinking

We watch the shuttle launch
Read j.d. salinger
I know one teacher i wish was on the challenger

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Check his references,
That's all i'm saying
I think my parents deserve more
For what their paying

He works till 3:00
It's such a racket
All you need are dockers and
A members only jacket

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Unprepared,
Drunk you swindle academe
All you wanna do
Is wrestle with the football team

Pass out towels like communion
You're protected by the kid molesters union
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