I'm ready

I'm ready, i'm ready, as anybody can be
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you,
I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol
On a gavyard train
I'm shooting tombstone bullets
Wearing ball and chain
Drinking t'n't' i'm smoking dynamite
I hope some screwball starts a fight
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you,
I hope you're ready for me

You pretty little chicks
With your wavey hair
I know you think that i ain't nowhere
Just stop what you're doing
And come over here
I'll prove to you honey that
I ain't no square

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you,
I hope you're ready for me

I've been drinking gin like never before
I feel so good, y want you to know
One more drink and i wish you would
It takes a whole lot of loving
To make me feel good

I'm ready...