Let's call the whole thing off (feat. cyndi lauper)

You say eether and I say eyether
You say neether and I say nyther
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther
Let's call the whole thing off!

You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!
Let's call the whole thing off!

But oh! If we call the whole thing off, then we must part
And oh! If we ever part, then that might break my heart!

So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off!

You say laughter and I say lawfter
You say after but I say awfter
Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter
Let's call the whole thing off!

You say Havana and I say Havahnah
You eat bananas and I'll banahnahs
Havana, Havahnah, bananas, banahnahs
Let's call the whole thing off!

But oh if we call the whole thing of then we must part
And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart

So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
For we know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off