In da pub

Go Go........Go On Love Its My Birthday!
You Look Tarty Love Its My Birthday!
i'll buy you a bacardi love its my birthday!
and you know im having a laugh its not my birthday!

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you can find me in the pub with a pint of bod
look love i've got a fiver if you let me see your jugs
im in to playing to darts, i aint in to growing shrubs
so come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

when i pull up out front you see my vauxhall nova
when i hit the bar its ten pints before im over
i came to watch the game cause im a blackburn rover
and im munch on M