Suspended animation

Well look at me
All safe and sound
And both feet firmly off the ground
What am I
D-doing here
The situations just unclear

And what do you all think of that
Don't it make you want to eat your hat
Or will you all just
S-stop and stare
And watch me floating in the air

Look at me, the strangest thing
Like a balloon without a sting
Or like a leaf without a tree
Suspended there for all to see
I'd rather be down a hole
It's like a flag without a pole
Perhaps I'll just float away
And not come back another day

Floating around is so strange
Feet off the ground, it's so strange
Here in the air, it's so absurd
What can I say - I'm lost for words