Too fat for me

I Don't Want Her,
You Can Have Her,
She's Too Fat For Me!
(Hey!)
Day after day she comes my way.
And I really try to pretend I'm gay.
Cause I know she wants to get in my pants.
And I really don't want to do that dance.
I don't want her!
You can have her!
She's too fat for me!
(Hey!)
When she walks she rumbles the earth.
She must have been a real trouble at birth.
Cause I don't know how she fit through that hole.
And I wouldn't touch that thing with a ten foot pole.
I don't want her!
You can have her!
She's too fat for me!
(Hey!)
Now I realize that I'm not that tall.
But she's about the size of a wall.
Next to her I look like an
Damn, why is she so fat?
I don't want her!
You can have her!
She's too fat for me!
(Hey!)