Three cheers

Thanks for treating me like dirt when i was
Just like dirt and giving me no value when
I had no self worth and in repayment
For the lessons on the courses you never had to live
You're welcome for my pride
When i had nothing else to give
I'll await your half-assed amends when the
Only thing you could hope for is just a friend
Hurray hurray i thank you to
Condescend when the only thing i needed in life
Was just a friend hurray hurray
Oh its wonderful advice a grand idea
Not to make the same mistake twice