I.r.w.y.t.d.

I really want you to dance, but you are not in the mood
I'm going to make you some dinner. Caution, do not eat the food

I've said, I want you to do the things I'm telling you to do, the moment I'm saying it.
Sucker. Do you hear me? Am I reaching you?

You are in pain, I like chow mein
It's so easy being me

I really want you to strip, but you've got a bad headache
I'm going to give you a pill, this is going to be a thrill