One thing leads to another (crystal's song)

So I'm walking around and
I'm really fucking lost and
I don't know where I'm going and
I end up looking for directions in a strip club somehow or
other and I'm drinking a beer talking to one of the girls there and we decide
Hey! she needs a ride home and my car is not too far away
I'll drive her home but she gets out at five and
I'm really not into hanging out and spending a lot of dollars so
I say I'm going for a walk I'll be back.

Nothing to do.
Nowhere to go.
I'm going with the flow.
One Thing Leads to Another.

So I'm walking down Bloomfield Ave and
I see this place called Kennedy Fried Chicken or
Tennessee Fried Chicken or
one of those bullshit kind of places and
there's this really fucking hot girl in there and
I'm like what the fuck is she doing around here?
So I stand outside the place and
figure when she walks out I'll see what happens
she walks out and turns around and
looks at me and I'm like what's up?
And she says nothing, got a cigarette?
And I say no but I got some money come on let's go buy the pack.

Nothing to do.
Nowhere to go.
I'm going with the flow.
One Thing Leads to Another.

So we go and buy a pack of cigarettes and
we're hanging out and I'm like why don't we get a drink?
And she says alright so she's telling me how
she lost her job at Dunkin Donuts and
all that kind of stuff so eventually
she has got to go home so
I'm driving her home and she gets a call
from a friend of hers and this friend of hers is having
some people over so we go over there and
this chick got fucking lots of dough obviously
she's got a fucking indoor pool or
something a fucking Jacuzzi and
there's a lot of girls hanging out it was a clamfest.

Go with the Flow
and you will discover
One Thing Leads to Another.