Two-player game

Level 9!

The cafitorium!

Find the bad guy, push 'em aside
Then move on forward with your friend at your side
It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother gonna have your back
Then you stay on track, and I remain on course
If they give you a smack, you gotta use your force
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame!
Cause it's an effed up world, and it's a two-player game, hey!

Dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette
It's just that no one else but me thinks that yet
You're just a nothing in this high school scheme
But it's no big cause you and I are a team
We like out of print games, retro skates, got a pac-man tattoo
Nobody here appreciates, but soon we'll be together where they do
Cause guys like us are cool in college, cool in college, yes I know
Guys like us are cool in college, rule in college, listen, bro
High school is hell, but we navigate it well
Cause what we do, is we make it a two player game!

Zombie!
Watch out!
Ah!
Wha-!?
Aww

As users we have fought together for years
Both nintendo zombies and our popular peers!
Now we're stuck on a level and I wanna move on

Just wait two years where upon
You'll realize guys like us are cool in college, cool in college, won't be lame

Dude I know, I get it-

Guys like us are cool in college

But we're not in college

All the same
High school is wack, but we have each others' back
It's me and you

We make it a two player game

Ah-
Oh-
Zombie!

Hello?

Blood!

Son?

Claws!

Jeremy!

You know that you are my favorite person, that doesn't mean that I can't still dream

Is it really true, I'm your favowite pewson~?

Yeah, we're never not gonna be a team!
High school is shit, and you gotta help me conquer it
It's just what we do

We make it a two player game!
Find the bad guy, push 'em aside
Then move on forward with your friend at your side
It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother gonna have your back
Then you stay on track, and I remain on course
If they give you a smack, you gotta use your force
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame!
Cause it's an effed up world, and it's a two-player game!
Two player game! Two player game! Hey-ey-ey!