My dick

JOEY:
I wake up in the morning
And its nothing new.
You run through my mind for hours
Still I just want you.

Youre all I want, youre all I need.
My love for you
Just grows the way you do!
When I love you!

I wanna hold you all night long
And cuddle til were blue.
Hold you in a tight embrace,
I know it seems taboo.

But I have to have you with me now,
I have to have you quick.
I love you more than anything
My Dick!

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DICK:
I like being with you.
You like being with me.
Were just the best of friends,
As anyone can see.

JOEY:
People say its quite unlikely
The two of us would stick.
But I just tell them

DICK:
Hey!

BOTH:
Its Me and My Dick!

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JOEY & DICK:
Well stick together
Fight through thick and thin
If we stay side by side
Theres no way we cant win.

Any girl thats out there,
Any girl at all.
When she gets going with us
Shes sure to have a ball!

DICK: (spoken) Careful with that joke. Its an antique.

JOEY AND DICK SING:
People say, How do you do it?
How can you be so slick?
But I just tell them, Hey!
Its Me and My Dick!

Yeah, there she is (Oh I see her)
Leaning on her locker with those big brown eyes,
And shes taking off her shirt and her pants (Yeah keep going!)
And shes doing a sexy-time dance!

And shes running her hands,
Down my underpants!
Buddy this is our chance!

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JOEY & DICK:
People say its quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them, Hey!
Its me and my dick (I like being with you)
Its me and my dick (Well stick together)
Its me and my dick (Hey man)

Its Me and My Dick!