In accordance to natural law

"All men are evil
Except my boyfriend"
Said the sound of the spectacle
I read it in a fanzine
It wasn't even in a
Big
Dumb
Glossy
Magazine
Everything
Everything
Everything we said,
Everything
Everything
Everything might have done,
Well, none of that means shit anymore
We contradicted ourselves
I guess we're all hypocrites
Just cuz we like to
Get our kicks
In this
One
Way
Sometimes
You tell me