Good morning judge

Order in the court! Order in the court!
You banshees have been brought here for drinkin'

When do we start

There'll be no shannanigans in my courtroom.

The other night I took a ride with little old Lousie Brawl
Whe went to out our hunger tones, we really got around.
She is five'o two and eyes are blue and pretty as a queen,
I didn't know her pop was a city cop, and she was just fifthteen.

Good morning judge, why do you look so mean.
Sorry Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?
If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty.
It must be someone else, you know it can't be me.

My wife and I were separated just the other day,
the last thing that she said to me was bravo! you will pay.
I bet to pay her every week, I bet to never fail,
I said before I give you a dime, I'll die right here in jail.

Good morning judge, why do you look so mean.
Sorry Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?
If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty.
It must be someone else, you know it can't be me.

Burn that courthouse down! yes

yeah

I found my income tax returned, I thought I'll save some dough.
I cheated just a little bit, I knew they'll never know.
I got some money back this year, like I always do,
you'll have to catch me before I pay, it turned all revenue.

Good morning judge, why do you look so mean.
Sorry Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?
If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty.
It must be someone else, you know it can't be me.

Im going to make an example out of you banshees that this courtroom will never forget,
two hundred and eleven years for you

Ouch

Contempt of court? another thirty six years, seven hundred and fiftheen years for you