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Corey taylorThose carolers kept me up for hours
It's merry christmas seeping through my walls
No i'm not wicking calmy nut or nothing
But there is one damn holiday that i can't stand
It ain't halloween or thanksgiving or even april fools
But it will sure make a fool outta every man
Ha!
If i ain't drunk then it ain't christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If i ain't hammerd it ain't hanukkah
Then all you motherfuckers go to hell
If i ain't cocked then it ain't kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jacking coats
If i ain't drunk then it ain't christmas
If i ain't anything but broke
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pocket stops and smiles
Just the smell of eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are fucking infintiel
I think we, collectivley as people
Should rise against this coorperate jolly noise
And tell the world, let's buy some peace and quite for a change
Before we spend it all on fucking toys
Ha!
If i ain't drunk then it aint christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If i aint hammerd it aint hanukkah
Fa lalalala go fuck yourself!
If i ain't cocked then it ain't kwanzaa
Joy to the world and gettin' stoned
If i ain't drunk then it ain't christmas
So leave these god damn screws the fuck alone!
Ha!
Merry fucking christmas!
Hi simon!