Don dada

Yeah, Kool AD, frequently dumb
Frequently freaky deeky and speaking in tongues
Everyday is a weekend my son
I'm a teacher on sabbatical (what's that?) - it doesn't matter
After a few, I'm smackin' a dude - picture me
Acting the fool and then actually smackin' you
Then smokin' crack with you
Then smokin' macanudos on the avenue
With papichulos
Poppin' that Menudo

And you know, I don't take my Menudo, lightly
You could out-write me, but it's not likely
Half-white Spike Lee
Sippin' on a light green diesel and an iced tea
Sometimes relaxed like perms, sometimes hyphy
Came from the Bay but I stay in NYC
Oh I think they like me
Forgive me if I'm blunt but light me
Smoke 'till my eyes turn Chinese
Das Racist, try me

Mad flavors for all shapes, races, and ages
Basically I'm paid to say shit and get white-boy wasted
Everything I touch is a spaceship
Everything I touch is a spaceship

Madonna-like, Don Dada-type with a sharp clique
Mami white, me Obama-like with a dark dick
Man, you couldn't see me like a shark's lips
Everything I touch is Jefferson - Starship

[Verse 2: Heems]

We are D.R., troopers like V.R
Gerard Depardieu, Young Green Card
Young cocoa butter, harder than them other boys
You be on some stale shit, I'll sweet on some other noise

You know before we hit it and she stretch it
Hit it three times, hat-trick, Ovechkin
Keep one on the side like she's salad dressin'
Treat the coochie like the microphone when I bless it

Rap wild, everything versatile like the lesson
A way with words - a curse and a blessing
A way with purple - herbs and I'm sessin'
A way with birds with curves and some dressing

Nodding to the H-man, like he was on H, man
Me I am a strange man, body is a cage man
Pause just in case man, Young Nicholas Cage man
Change man, no joke-rap, look at my range man

My new thing? I spit harder
She ambiguous, I'm Chavez-like but my dick darker
Super stoned, I'm a fifth spliff martyr
Rep Queens hard like Nicki the chick Carter
How can I explain, I'm insane man, I done tried
One time I run by, dumb high off fungi
I'm pretty awesome, it's known that I'm a fun guy
I'm Hima, Benz or Bentley, You Kia, Daewoo, Hyundai!

Go in, Dap!

[Verse 3: Dapwell]
*gibberish*