Go get kazuma (feat. jace willcutt)
David p.fLivin' just ta kill it
Aqua's on my d*ck like Megu's on a stick
(What?)
Bchezz on my bass
Darkness on my face
If I want it, bet I got it
If I don't, bet all I gotta do is
Smoke Rip it, Dirty little misfits
Ballin' till we kick it, flossin' till we finish
Smoke Rip It, Boi get up off my grill (why?)
I'm illin' just to kill it, jackin' panties for the thrill
All across the land, all I wanna do is slay
Gettin' cred for my skills, swoonin' honies err'day
Aragorn to the drawers, Lionel leather kicks
Got dat Jon Snow swag, and I'm stupid dumb sick
Wit a group of fine shawties, Aqua's wet n' thicc
Megu's crazy sexy cute but gets off blowin' up
Darkness got a bod, and she crazy sexy tough
But she's a world class masochist and DAYUM she likes it rough!
I'm so fly, got a cape like a superhero pimp
Power level off the scale, I'm Bubba Gumpin' y'all shrimps
You keep talkin' 'bout you got it, I'm the upperclassman tho
Call me "Billy Bob" I played yo ass like a banjo
I den done more that you never think
I'm tha power gamer, THE pro twink
And if ya push me to the brink
Hit 'cha with everything and the kitchen sink
Here I come to save the day
Gettin' drinks along the way
Dem fine honies wanna
G.O.G.E.T.K.A.Z.U.M.A!
I gotta hustle, won't quit
Grind, won't stop
Muscle through like Arnie, then I pop mah collar top-top tier
'Tag "Blessed"
Fastest hands in the east
If I want it, bet I got it
If I don't, bet all I gotta do is
Smoke Rip it, Dirty little misfits
Ballin' till we kick it, flossin' till we finish
Smoke Rip It, Boi get up off my grill (why?)
I'm illin' just to kill it, jackin' panties for the thrill
Supa fly life
Livin' just ta kill it
Megu's on a stick like Aqua's on my (Kazuma)
Bchezz on my bass
Darkness on my face
If I want it, bet I got it
If I don't, bet all I gotta do is
Smoke Rip it
Smoke Rip it
(Faiya, Faiya)
(Faiya, Faiya)
Smoke Rip it
Smoke Rip it
(Faiya, Faiya)
(F-F-F-Faiya, Faiya)
Smoke Rip it
Smoke Rip it
(Faiya, Faiya)
Bet all I gotta do is
(Faiya, Faiya)
Smoke Rip it
Smoke Rip it
(Faiya, Faiya)
It's such a wonderful world
Come on, the bells are sounding for a brand new day
We're Fantastic Dreamers
Yeah! LoDae LoDae
(I'm Lord DABdryth)
Dab on 'em!
Konosuba Abridged
Jace Tha Ace ('ey!) Willcutt (you!) A.K.A (Kazuma!)
Hikari (Hikari) VA (VA)
Kainico! (I'm da Queen of Faiya) Faiya!
(David P. F)
What's my name?
(David P. F) Yeah!
Keep it locked!