Lifestyles of the middle school lamest

I got an "A" for the day in Mr. Bishop's class.
Mrs. Smith can kiss my ass.
Mrs. Quigg is teaching me how to conjugate those verbs.
I got so many detentions I don't know what to do.
I got to see Mr. Martin after school.
I don't wanna have to tell my dad.
My parents are gonna be so mad when they find out.
Got caught making fake hall passes.
I skipped my Social Studies classes.
I stole Mr. Fenerty's glasses.
They're so thick he's such a dick.
Mr. Fenerty why do you bother me?
Slap your ruler on my desk when I'm trying to take a nap.
Mousy Ferraro teaches music.
Mr. William's breath is so sick.
I got in trouble for throwing food at lunch, and Mr. Martin yelled at me.
He yelled so loud it made my ears bleed.
I got detention forever.
I wonder if I'll ever get home.