Please describe yourself

Please describe yourself only using five words, be open and keep it concise. We're all the same, bubbly and friendly, happy-go-lucky and fun.

Sometimes I want to commit crimes
Cheat on the ones I love
Steal money from my mum and dad and break their hearts and make them mad.

(It's alright and it's okay he told me)

I have plans to travel to Thailand and Australia, with my money from JCB sports. I like pubbling and clubbing but I don't like swimming. I'm a big movie buff. (I've seen Point Break 26 times)

Sometimes I want to commit crimes
Burn everything I see
Fib when they think that they have my trust, I'll make them pay I know I must

Please Describe Yourself
Please Describe Yourself ('cause no-one is indescribable)
Please Describe Yourself (I wish I was indescribable)
Please Describe Yourself ('cause no-one is indescribable)

(It's alright and it's okay he told me so)

I'm game for a laugh
Easy to talk to
I have a disease
Great sense of humour
Shoulder to lean on