Stu's song

What do tigers dream of
When they take a little tiger snooze?
Do they dream of mauling zebras
Or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?

Don 't you worry your pretty striped
head
We're gonna get you back to Tyson
And your cozy tiger bed

And then we're gonna find
Our best friend Doug
And then we're gonna give him
A best-friend hug

Doug
Doug
Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug

But if he's been murdered
By crystal-meth tweakers
Well, then we're shit out of luck