Bugman

In the darkness of the forest
When the moonlight shares its spell
You can find the strangest creature
Ever seen in our land

In a house full made of wood
Lives the drunkest dwarf of all
Heʼs the barman of the forest
He drinks more than anyone

With some roots and beauty flowers
And the nectar of the bees
With the mushrooms of the morning
And from fruits its sweetest juice
In an old and dirty caldron
The great beverage looks so weird

Iʼll prepare for you a potion
You will get completely drunk
Seven gold coins costs the bottle
If you want the biggest one

Bugman!, Bugman!
Fill our pints with your elixir
Iʼll be dancing ʻtill the morning
when too drunk Iʼll fall asleep
Bugman!, Bugman!
With that smell Iʼm getting sick
Swig by swig I feel Iʼm loosing
all control over my feet

When the light turns into darkness
Wooden pub opens its doors
And old trolls, goblins and druids
Become friends between its walls

I was sitting in a corner
With no beer left in my pint
When I reach quickly the barman
And I ask him for his life

With some roots and beauty flowers
And the nectar of the bees
With the mushrooms of the morning
And from fruits its sweetest juice
In an old and dirty caldron
The great beverage looks so weird

Iʼll prepare for you a potion
You will get completely drunk
Seven gold coins costs the bottle
If you want the biggest one

Bugman!, Bugman!
Fill our pints with your elixir
Iʼll be dancing ʻtill the morning
when too drunk Iʼll fall asleep
Bugman!, Bugman!
With that smell Iʼm getting sick
Swig by swig I feel Iʼm loosing
all control over my feet

And I was there, drinking with trolls
Gambling with goblins and listening carefully
to the old stories of the elves
But when the first light of the morning
appeared in the blackened sky
Just me and Bugman were still standing

" - How can you put more than
ten liters inside your stomach?
Youʼre even shorter than my son,
Youʼre even shorter than my son"
" - ʻCause Iʼm a dwarf and mine is
bigger than yours. If you
want to defeat me you must drink
at least five pints more. If you
want to defeat me you must drink
at least five pints more…"

And I drank once…
And I drank twice…
And a third time…
And after the forth...
I donʼt remember anymore….

"In the morning, all had disappeared,
and just the singing of the birds remind me
where did I spend last night."

Bugman!, Bugman!
Fill our pints with your elixir
Iʼll be dancing ʻtill the morning
when too drunk Iʼll fall asleep
Bugman!, Bugman!
With that smell Iʼm getting sick
Swig by swig I feel Iʼm loosing
all control over my feet