Better off

Yesterday was a sad day because you threw my heart away.
But today is a new day time to start living my life my own way.
No rules and no embarassment, way more sex and no harrassment.
I think, I'm better off on my own! I'm better off all alone.

Well I started thinking about us lately,
And just maybe you weren't the one who left me.
Maybe I decided to leave you first.
Because you're nothing but a big jerk!

I'm hating you more and more lately.
I even stopped calling you baby.
Maybe, I'll decide to ignore you.
Just maybe, I'll be the one to forget to call you.

I think I'm gonna buy you a shirt, from hot topic you jerk. (That says I suck!)
I think I'm gonna prank call you at work. (And sell you a penis shaped Bananna)
I think I'm gonna make my dog eat your homework. (Cause you're not too cool for school.)
I think I'm gonna cry and try to forget all the great times we had.