Hopelessly happy

I'm happier than him, I'm happier than her
I'm happier than everybody else in the world
I'm happier across the board and I just don't like it

Well, I can feel the buzz spreading everywhere
No matter where I go, I feel it in the air
It's a warm and fuzzy feeling and I just don't like it

Doctor, doctor can you help me?
My system is all out of wack
Please can you get the old me back
The kind of me who's filled with bitterness
Towards everyone and everything in site
He was a mean old bastard and I want him back alright

I'm happier than him, I'm happier than her
So happy that I can't see straight, it's all a blur
I'm happier across the board and it makes me nervous

So let me have a pill or just a shot of booze
Because I've become so happy I'm about to blow a fuse
And I need to get my mood down to where I can stand it

Doctor, doctor can you help me?
My system is all out of wack
Please can you get the old me back
The kind of me who's filled with bitterness
With things that every colleague is a hack
He was a mean old fucker, but I kind of want him back

Doctor, doctor can you help me?
My head is sore, my knees are bad
And still I feel so fucking glad
I don't know how to make it through this bliss
Don't take away that monkey on my back
Come get me down and put me back on track
I was a mean old bastard and I want the old me back