Merry swiftmas

Dear Santa, I don't know if you're listening,
but I've been pretty good this year.
And I don't know if it matters
that I celebrate Chanukah, but I hope you get my wish.

Hey, what do you know it's time for Christmas
and I've been acting good all year
I never have been all that superstitious,
but that don't mean I hate reindeer

So Santa, I don't know if you're listening
I'm not quite sure how this works
I want a good girl for hugging and kissing,
and not a head case who only dates jerks
I don't need more toys and shinny things,
I just want a blond who likes to sing

So don't put a bow on a box,
there's no need to send Megan Fox
I don't need a big mansion,
so let's nick Scarlett Johansson
There'll be teardrops on my guitar
if I end up with Amy Smart
So Santa, for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift

So Santa, when you come down the chimney,
you can skip right pass the kitchen
I know you're sick of all of the cookies,
so I got you Fearless Platinum Edition
And no one will mess with her when she's mine
And Kanye will watch him mouth next time

So I'm gonna have to refuse,
if in come's Penelope Cruz
If she is a bad girl, I'm sending her back
'cause Lindsay Lohan is whack (just like crack)
I'd rather have Jason Mraz
than be stuck with Cameron Diaz
So Santa, for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift

I know her and I are gonna fit,
Taylor Taubenfeld has ring to it

I'd rather be hanging alone
than making out with Emma Stone
Yeah, I'd rather get a supina,
then kick it with Angelina
And, yeah, I'll probably shed a few tears
if you mess up and send Britney Spears
So Santa, for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift