Ode to an accidental stabbing

Jake:
Goddamn you woman! you fucking stabbed me!
Goddamn you woman! do i look like a fucking zombie?

Annie:
It was a mistake! what can i do to prove i am sorry?

Jake:
Well, in the future i'd appreciate it if you could not fucking stab me!
Goddamn you woman.

Annie:
I didn't mean to hurt you.

Jake:
You really got me pissed!

Annie:
Or make you bleed.

Jake:
Goddamn you woman.

Annie:
I'll make you feel better.

Jake:
This hurts like a son of a bitch!

Annie:
Would you like some pepcid ac?

Jake:
Woman look what you've done! i'm bleeding all over the fucking room!

Annie:
Then take this cloth and apply pressure to your wound.

Jake:
Bitch, get me somewhere safe! that thing's still out there in them trees.

Annie:
No one can hurt you here!

Cheryl:
No one but me! come on, fatty!

Jake:
Goddamn you woman!