The four freshmen

They came from Indiana
Singing four-part harmony
They played their own horns
And introduced the "theme LP"
When I tried to give up sniffing glue
Their music soothed my swollen brain
If I am to move forward in life
I must demonstrate greater range

I admire the Four Freshmen
I stenciled their faces on my leather jacket
I admire the Four Freshmen

When they came to Reno last year
My parents released me to see the show
Proud of my newfound diversity
Fans themselves happy to go
But there was only one Freshman left
The others had quit and died
I may appear a physical and emotional mess
But I am a sensitive man inside.