Halloween

Ghosts, goblins and monsters galore
I dont even wanna trick or treat no more
Some of the scariest things I've ever seen
You know what I mean, it's Halloween

Ghosts, goblins and monsters galore
I dont even wanna trick or treat no more
Some of the scariest things I've ever seen
You know what I mean, it's Halloween

It was October 31st
Me and Mike have walked 10 miles and we were dying of thirst
Then all of a sudden we remembered about the curse
It was the curse of the Birmingham hearse
On this very night, 20 years ago
A big black hearse went spinning off the road
For no good reason it blew all 4 tires
And guess who was inside it..Mike Myers
We heard stories but we knew they werent true
'Bout the boy who went missing, they only found the shoes
Scary, but it never happened to us
We werent afraid, we were way too tough
But then we heard a noise, and then a creepy voice
Was it a monster? Was it James and his boys?
Then Mike Myers came busting out the bush
We got up on the bike, I screamed push Mike, push

Ghosts, goblins and monsters galore
I dont even wanna trick or treat no more
Some of the scariest things I've ever seen
You know what I mean, it's Halloween

Ghosts, goblins and monsters galore
I dont even wanna trick or treat no more
Some of the scariest things I've ever seen
You know what I mean, it's Halloween

Mike pedaled fast but it wasnt fast enough
Mike Myers neve run, but he always kepts(?) up
He knocked us down and we both went flying
The candy sprayed everywhere and Mike started crying
Forget the candy Mike, go and grab your stinking bike
Plus we got a bunch of candy I dont even really like
Mike, he's got a stinking knife, we're about to lose our lives
Pedal Mike, pedal Mike, pedal Mike, with all your might
We pedaled and pedaled, it felt like forever
He said it'd never happen, well..never say never
I took a look behind me, I didn't see a thing
But then my shoelace got caught up in the chain
The bike swerved, the bike crashed
And then we both got covered in trash
And right before our heads are bout to get hacked off
Mike Myers takes his mask off

Ghosts, goblins and monsters galore
I dont even wanna trick or treat no more
Some of the scariest things I've ever seen
You know what I mean, it's Halloween

Happy Halloween, everybody!