2 punks, a dad and a snowboard

"Robert!"
"What?"
"The grass is getting awfully long."
"Yeah."
"When are you going to cut it?"
"Dunno. Umm...Monday."
"What?"
"Monday."
"Why not tomorrow?"
"Maybe tomorrow."
"Have you got a job yet?"
"No."
"Have you got any job offers yet"
"Um, maybe."
"There's a few places."
"Such as?"
"Some stores downtown."
"Such as?"
"Such as the Bead Store and such as a clothing store and some
other places."
"Bead Store. Um, I see you've put duct tape on the side of your
skateboards."
"No, they're snowboards."
"Snowboards. Isn't that defeating the object?"
"Rob, your dad's a real loony!"