My son mystic

Living life at home is funny,

He knows a girl but he never got married,

Some say he's a puff,

Cos our, shakey Jake is always dancing,

Kids all call him up when they want some fun,

Ten stone but he's getting lighter,

Pretty soon he's gonna disappear

Can you tell me about my life?

Just the basic detail

We can talk all night,

One way conversation

My friend Lucy doesn't like boys,

When she wears a cut down t-shirt,

It's like she's saying, "No, don't ask me."

It's a funny thing but no-one ever does,

Can you tell me about my life?

Just the basic detail

We can talk all night,

One way conversation

It's getting easier,

Now I know where I'm coming from,

It's a heavy feeling,

And God knows what you're in for,

Before you go,

Can you tell me about my life?

Just the basic detail

We can talk all night,

One way conversation

Then you can tell me about your life,

I bet you're someone special,

We could talk all night,

I think I really need to,