Girl i met on the internet
GirliWe look good in i-D magazine
Desperately trying to make life more exciting
You got the come out nows, and the too shy gals
The prom queens and the foreign pen pals, so
Dad don't tell me what to do
I promise one day I'll make it up to you
And when mom asks, where you been?
I say: Please leave me alone, I'm 17
I want someone I can call at 2am
When I've got that restless feeling again
Just wanna jump the gates of a closed park
Drink beer all night and have a laugh
I wanna have a cute chick on my arm
And make the boys swoon and the girls all gasp
And when my mum asks where we met
I'll say it's just this girl that I met on the internet
The internet, the internet
She's just this girl that I met on the internet
The internet, the internet
She's just this girl that I met on the internet
I feel aggy and I wanna waste time
Tryin' to fight the feeling that I wanna run and hide
I know schools a bore life feels like a chore
Scared that you're boring because you saw snapchats of you snoring
But crying doesn't help your problems
And bunking at the bus or the train won't solve them
I spent my whole life putting up with people's shit
Because I need them
I love you but I'm seething, I'm grieving, heaving
It's easy to be cool if you're hot
Wear too much makeup and be called a thot
Posing with surgical masks
Polaroid cameras and giving ourselves tasks
Go grab that girls ass
Crush it up and call it art
Be polite don't burp and fart
I'm just a desperate bitch
A snitch with a cute chick itch