You're a mean one mr. grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel!
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
And as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch?
You're a bad banana,
With a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Grinch?
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Grinch?
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Grinch?

The three words
That best describe you
Are as follows,
And I quote:
"Stink. Stank. Stunk"

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseaus super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch?

You're a three decker saurkraut
And toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce