Cooties

Tracy Turnblad, this is for you
They came from way far out
In outer space

Ah-woo

And with her help
They may destroy the human race

She's got cooties!

Cooties

They've found a place to nest

She's got cooties

Cooties

If I were her I'd be depressed
Long tailed, sharp nailed
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs

Eww, get 'em away from me
Get 'em away from me ew!!

In science class
She's like a walking show-and-tell

Ah-woo

Her pet skunk ran away
'Cause it couldn't take the smell

She's got cooties

Cooties

Nobody want to sit by her

She's got cooties

Cooties

She don't need a coat
'Cause she's got fur!
Circle, circle

Dot, dot, dot

Hurry, get your cootie shot!
Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out!

She's got cooties

Cooties

She's just as friendly as can be

She's got cooties

Cooties

She shows them cootie hospitality

She's got cooties

Cooties

She's like a living Twilight Zone

She's got cooties

Cooties

Quick, get Rod Sterling on the phone!

Black, white, red, green

Every colour in between

Dresses like a circus clown

Somebody oughta hose her down

Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!

And that's for you!