Byakhee, byakhee

1 Byakhee, Byakhee, fly me through space
take me away, far from this place
Byakhee, Byakhee, what must I do
to go for a ride with you?
2 Byakhee, Byakhee, now heed my call
I've done the spells, I've done them all
Out of the Tartarean darkness appear
and fly me away from here
1 The boys we meet are so dreary
2 So boring and we both want a thrill
B We're really terribly weary
at least that's the theory, we're virgins still
As for real dating, we're both quite repressed
boys here in town don't pass the test
We want to go on a dangerous spree,
yes we want to try Byakhee...
[spoken]
1 Jill, I had no idea you were so intrested in boys
2 Well sure, I'm about to graduate high school
it's 1926, I'm a modern girl.
But I don't want just any boy I'm looking for somebody... special
1 Sure. Aren't we all?
[sung]
2 Sister, dear sister, the boy that I want to find
is wild! Intense! he'll make me lose my mind
but still a nice man, a good man. Yes? Sure!
I want a man who's thrilling, who's deeper than the sea,
who's loyal and fulfilling - who's thrilled with me.
1 Sister, dear sister, your goals are a bit too high
men, my dear, are monsters but please don't ask me why
There is no nice man, no good man it's - true.
So if I must have monsters, I'm damned if I'll despair
I'll summon up a real one - and go from there.
2 Wait, I hear a flapping sound...
1 Jill, there's something going on
Well, now, who would have guessed that my little black book is the book of E-ibon?
[windy sounds]
Byakhee, Byakhee, I hear your wings
2 I smell - a smell?
1 What are those... things?
B Byakhee, Byakhee, what have we done?
This suddenly isn't fun.
1 I don't know how to describe you
2 To see you is a mind-blowing thing.
B Not moles, crows, nor ants are quite like you,
nor partially decomposed human beings
[Byakhee cry]
B Byakhee, Byakhee, now that you're here
I've changed my mind I'm filled with fear
People who go with you don't reappear
So leave me alone, I'll stay at home
I will forget we ever met
I must not and won't recall.