Bridge over troubled squatter

All day you sit around, you lazy bumbaclot, and spend the whole time vegetating.
I'm out here workin' while you're jerkin' on your gherkin.
Your opportunities, you sit and let them rot, and waste your life procrastinating.
I'm out here workin' while you're jerkin' on your gherkin.

Life isn't free, but you never learned.
Consider me another one of those bridges you've burned.

And I'll leave you to your lazy ways.
And I won't be there for your wasted days.

When my alarm goes off each day at 6:00 your bummy ass is still up drinking.
I'm out here workin' while you're jerkin' on your gherkin.
Your Cookie Monster Crew comes here to smoke their rock and leaves the living room crack-stinking.
I'm out here workin' while you're jerkin' on your gherkin.

Life has a fee. Better pay your turn.
Consider me another one of those bridges you've burned.

I can't take this no more. I need somewhere to move on to.
Sink full of dirty dishes, empty bottles of booze.
And where is last months rent? I think I know where it's gone to.
More of your whack crack whores, more of your bad tattoos.

Can't wait to cross that bridge. No missing food from the fridge. No skidmark-skivvies in my closet.
I'm out here workin' while you're jerkin' on your gherkin.
I'm taking my TV and my Play Station 2 and my security deposit.
I'm out here workin' while you're jerkin' on your gherkin.

Life isn't free, but you never learned.
Consider me another one of those bridges you've burned.