Lies

Well.. poodle-fucker
This goes right, to you, and all of your measuring men..

They say things happen for a reason
They say that cocksuckers are bad
They say that God has a plan
Everybody's fucking lying to me..

They say the rhythm will get me
They say that salad ain't sucky
They say that ladies never doo-doo
Everybody's fucking lying to me..

They say a chicken's never wishin' to commit suicide
And that all the bigfoots and swampsquatches have died
No way.. (No way, No way, No way, No way)

They say, a pizza ain't a funnel
I say bullshit to that
And I don't believe that lobsters are O.K. with their baths
And that secret thing you're doing each and every fuckin' night
Will make your hands get super hairy and you'll lose your fuckin' sight
No way, No way, No No No way..

When I was a baby
Daddy told me somethin' crazy
He said 'Son your momma left me and she went and joined the Navy'
I said 'Dad, you fuckin' kiddin', he said 'No No pass the gravy'
And the gravy I pass..

You.. know how people say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Well I've seen men nearly killed and that just couldn't be more wronger
And the women are supposed to only like the giant donger

So the gravy.. I pass, to them..
Creme de la creme
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De la creme
Creme la creme
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De la creme
That is me
The creme of de de la creme
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