Too bad about the fire

Half-baked ideas of attack
Hit Laurie Rimillard's back
A salvo of doughnuts was thrown

She bought up five or six plots
The place where their father rots
Now put her box next to his

The Mariana Trench
Perceived as just half an inch
They think that low every day

Amendments to the contract
This clause just might counteract
The for going here to for

How many ounces of cut
Needed to turn a profit
That's elementary math

If you like shooting up crack
And catching all kinds of flak
You'll lead an interesting life

Now safe sex is all the rage
Read it on every page
Buy yourself some new balloons

There are bags of lettuce to eat
My socks are shoes for my feet
Hey can you loan me a dime

The Japs eat tuna eyeballs
And play with Godzilla dolls
And kick our business asses

It's Group A Streptococcus
On which we need to focus
It killed twelve Limeys this year

"I've had a very bad day
I blew my family away
The neighbors say that I'm weird"

That fucking toilet won't flush
It's full of paper and mush
The plumber's ass is his face

Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire
Too bad about the fire